Future Teller

by Fuck Your Birthday

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Future Teller is a couple of songs about stupid old people, made by stupid younger people. It was recorded at the infamous Dinsmore Warehouse in Morgantown, WV.

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released June 8, 2015

Christopher Henry - Guitar, Bass, Vocals
Roman Meisenberg - Drums

Jake Heater - Backing Vocals on "War Robes"

Recorded by Jake Heater
Mixed by Jake Heater
Mastered by Paul Vallette.
Cover art by Christopher Henry



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Fuck Your Birthday Morgantown, West Virginia

Fuck Your Birthday is a rock duo hailing from Morgantown, West Virginia.
Chris Henry - Guitar
Roman Meisenberg - Drums

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Track Name: War Robes
Who do you think you are
to run out here shouting stop?
Well, I don't know how they do it in Florida
but old man, I believe the vacation is over
and we're all so embarrassed.
Cuz you could use a change in the wardrobe, old man.
I'll see you in hell when the season is over.
Cuz you could use a change in your war robes, old man.
I'll see you in hell when the season is over.
Hell waits one whole year for us all
to run back to him singing why not?
Well, I don't know how they do it in Hancock
but oh God, I believe the trigger is "wake up!"
Everybody up up up.
Track Name: Bear Skin
Warming up and stretching out on the bear skin rug
with hot tea and a tale so cold, they're inching in closer.
Closer closer. Come a little closer. Closer closer.
Then I pulled a pin out of a death-grip, caught it on my chin.
It froze and then slipped away like a cold nose drip.
Still I'm reeling her in closer closer.
Closer closer. Closer closer.
Fables on the table rocking it over.
Tumble down wine. Tumble down wine.
Sparks on the rug, a flaming bear head.
some hand-me-down lies. So soon we'll be fine.
Feeling yummy inside the fire.