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Touchless Automatic

by Fuck Your Birthday

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1.
Uh huh, alright. You're living in a fantasy. Who are you? Renting out a boathouse. Floating off the west coast. Eating from a flowerbed of sin.
2.
New Shoes 01:28
Breaking in my new shoes. I don't want to. Breaking in new shoes. I don't want to wear them. They hurt my toesies. Breaking in new shoes.
3.
Dad Rock 01:42
Whoa. I'm gonna change my name to butter because I'm on a roll.
4.
Naked 02:36
5.
Apple Tree 03:56
Why do I need a mother? Why do I travel? Why do I even stress out when what does it matter? Who could it be standing there under the apple tree? When it fell, my eyes were buggin out. Wooden eyes, whittled out for me, they said, but who are they? Who is there talking? I don't care, let them talk until the clocks turn back a day when I could see trouble. I know I should turn around.
6.
Bandwagon 05:00
One too many Brendans spotted walking to class. Maybe I will never understand these symbiotic fools. I fell off the bandwagon and landed on my neck. Broke my rocking chair.
7.
Chalkboard 06:37
Hey dude, wait up, if you can't tell, I can't keep up at all with what you're writing. The chalkboard looks uninviting. See it, erase it, and chuck it out. I don't know if that's the answer I need. My bubbles were clean until I dumbed it down. I bit my pen and released ink to blot it in and have a think on my time alone. I spilled coffee again, it's a means to the end.
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9.
Soy Sauce 03:17
What if I told you I wrote things on the soy sauce packets? Unspeakable things. What if I told you walk without moving, sleep without dreaming, stare into the deepest part of an ear, and know it hears you breathe. What if you could sit something tragically near and make it turn away? The stubby hand on the clock is trapped again, like bread burned in the toaster. What if you could make it turn away until you know what if?
10.
How Soon 05:16
How soon will the sky open and take us in? The sky opens and takes us in. I can only wait to get a raise, not a lukewarm eggroll. These halftime days go by with my eyes closed. Dad's forgot cup on the porch: blood, milk, tea, and wine drying on the boards. So gross. How soon will the sky open and take us in? The sky opens and takes us in. I can only wait to have a break before my food's cold. The phone-line snakes like mold on a vegetable. How soon?
11.
I'm not afraid anymore. I am not scared now I've seen Home Alone too many times to be afraid of criminals that always fail in the night to kill a child in a film. Hollywood won't buy. No green light. I feel so patriotic watching White House Down, inspiring tough guys to do right by their friends and kids so they do not die in a fire. America almost falls, that'll get a green light for sure. No green light. Nah man, there's no green light.

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Touchless Automatic is a long-play record by the duo-rock band: Fuck Your Birthday. It was made with love in a warehouse and a messy bedroom. Rated T for Teen: because the band name has Fuck in it.

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released April 7, 2016

Catalog ID: NEF-54
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FUCK YOUR BIRTHDAY
Christopher Henry - Vocals, Guitar, Bass
Roman Meisenberg - Drums, Vocals

Angela Nagem - Violin and Viola on "Waiting for the Horn"
Rose Anne Heater - Backing Vocals on "Alrighty Then"

Recorded & Mixed by Christopher Henry
Mastered by Justin Francis

Album art by Aiko Ling
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Fuck Your Birthday Morgantown, West Virginia

Fuck Your Birthday is a rock duo born in Morgantown, WV and currently stretched between NYC and Wenzhou, China.
Christopher Henry - Guitar
Roman Meisenberg - Drums

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