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House of 1000 Corners

by Fuck Your Birthday

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Cut these corners off! It's wrong. Lightless room, a vague sense of time, and I, belly full, stir awake to fumble through the living room. Dude, the coffee table leg waits like an archfoe. Oh no, I'm either careless or it's cunning. A pain from Hell slayed my little toe. Pitfall on my way to go... No, fuck no, I'm either careless or it's cunning. No. Oh. Check at the door. Who could it be? Crack it an inch to see who it is. Glimpsing a knife. Fear for my life. It barges in to cut right through you! Pushed to the edge and back again. Pushed to the edge and back! Cut this corner off! It did me so wrong. It made more corners for future problems. Cut these corners off! I want them all gone, but I made more corners to kill myself on... to kill myself on!

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“Stubbing your toe fucking sucks, almost as much as birthdays! So, equipped with inspiration, we wrote ‘House of 1000 Corners.’ It’s about a dude that stubs his toe in the middle of the night and then goes on a maniacal mission to rid his whole house of any and all corners. There’s just one problem, while cutting off one corner, our dude has actually made two! The lesson here is that sometimes when you try to eliminate problems from your life, you just end up with more problems. You’re better off accepting it and just being more careful next time. Try focusing on the positive aspects of your life instead of making more corners to kill yourself on.” - Christopher Henry / FUCK YOUR BIRTHDAY

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released March 29, 2024

Nefarious Industries proudly celebrates 100 catalog releases with NEF100: Burn After Hearing, a compilation of fourteen exclusive tracks that showcase the harrowing sonic landscape of the label's eclectic roster.

NEF100: Burn After Hearing will see physical release on June 14, 2024 as a limited edition LP pressing on 12" vinyl in black poly lined inner sleeve with full color insert (150 Black / 150 Black inside Transparent Red), an edition of 100 six-panel digipak CDs, and a run of 100 Smoke Tint cassette tapes.

Catalog ID: NEF100
www.nefariousindustries.com/nef100

Christopher Henry: vocals, guitars, bass; Roman Meisenberg: drums. Written by Henry/Meisenberg. Recorded and mixed by Christopher Henry in Wenzhou, China. Marstered by Colin Marston at Menegroth, the Thousand Caves, Queens, NY.

Collage by Eric Nyffeler. Layout by Greg Meisenberg.

℗ & © 2024 Nefarious Industries.

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Fuck Your Birthday Morgantown, West Virginia

Fuck Your Birthday is a rock duo born in Morgantown, WV and currently stretched between NYC and Wenzhou, China.
Christopher Henry - Guitar
Roman Meisenberg - Drums

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